Funny Mother’s Day Quotes & Cards

Top 25 funny quotes for mother’s day, funny mother’s day cards, collected by Wishes Messages. Enjoy these funny quotations with pictures and happy Mother’s day 2019!

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Funny Mother’s Day Quotation

If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle

My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. -Buddy Hackett

I’d like to be the ideal mother, but I’m too busy raising my kids.

When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway. – Erma Bombeck

Children are a great comfort in your old age – and they help you reach it faster, too. – Lionel

Don’t forget to pick up a bottle of wine for your Mom for Mother’s Day. After all, you’re one of the reasons she drinks.

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.

A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. – Tenneva Jordan

There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. – Chinese Proverb

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his. – Oscar Wilde

A mother who is really a mother is never free. – Honore de Balzac

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. – Tim Allen

Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease. – LisaAlther

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. – Oscar Wilde

My lost things usually suddenly appear when my mother starts looking for them.

You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can’t Fool Mom. – Captain Penny

Funny Messages to write on Cards, Funny cards & images

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We call it Mother’s day but you still have to work.

I’m so lucky to have you as my mother… I’m sure no one else would have put up with me this long. Happy Mothers Day!

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Mom, you brought me into a world where love can be expressed online.

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You can’t scare me, I’m a mom image.

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If a woman speaks and no one is listening, her name is probably Mom (credit: someecards)

I am really happy that we even don’t need to say out loud that I’m your favorite child.

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I don’t always tell my mother how I love her, but when I do, it’s not on Facebook.

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Happy Mother’s day to someone who carried me for 9 months physically and for 29 years financially.

Only a mother as perfect as you…could have a (daughter/son) as perfect as me. Happy Mother’s Day!

We hope you like these funny Mother’s day quotes & cards.

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