25 Funny Mother’s Day Cards That Will Automatically Make You Her Favorite

You’re already planning to pamper Mom with some heartfelt gifts and breakfast in bed. Now all that’s missing is the perfect card. You could go the sentimental Hallmark route, but that’s no fun. Instead, choose a greeting that’s as funny as she (thinks she) is. These picks will have you both laughing ’till you cry.

Download Funny Mothers Day Cards 2019 Free Printable

Download Funny Mothers Day

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“Thank you for loving me even though I ruined your vagina.”

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therapist

Who knew schoolyard drama could be so interesting, right?

fitted-sheet

fitted-sheet

Let’s be honest, it took years for Mom to figure out how to fold the fitted sheet.

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dad-would-do-it

Sorry, Dad. But it’s true (and Mom so knows it).

grape-job

grape-job

Because your love of puns naturally came from your mother.

to-do-list

to-do-list

Every mother’s dream.

evil-stepmother

evil-stepmother

She really is the fairest of them all.

ugly-children

ugly-children

If you’re the spitting image of your mom, then you’re a stunner. It’s a compliment!

papersource-cliff

paper source-cliff

Finally! Something she told you to do stuck!

Funny Mothers Day Card Free Printable

Funny Mothers Day Card Free Printable

It wasn’t personal, promise.

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amazon-drink

Cheers!

mothers-day

mothers day

You owe her. Like, really owe her.

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CafePress-sayings

Everything she told you when you were in middle school in one place.

 

mothers-day

mothers day

“Moooooom — I need something.” –You, your entire life.

Funny Mothers Day 2019 Cards

Funny Mothers Day 2019 Cards

All that hard work paid off.

Mothers Day 2019 Cards Funny Free Download

Mothers Day 2019 Cards Funny Free Download

Mom jeans > dad jokes.

Funny Mothers Day favorites card

Funny Mothers Day favorites card

Don’t tell Dad!

Happy Mothers Day Funny Cards

Happy Mothers Day Funny Cards

How did she do it!?

Funny Mothers Day Cards 2019 Mems

Funny Mothers Day Cards 2019 Memes

Maybe now she’ll get the hint.

grandma Mothers Day Quotes Funny 2019

grandma Mothers Day Quotes Funny 2019

For when you know exactly where your sense of humor comes from.

Mothers Day Cards Free Printable 2019 Funny

Mothers Day Cards Free Printable 2019 Funny

The perfect card from her favorite college student.

Funny Happy Mothers Day Quote Images 2019

Funny Happy Mothers Day Quote Images 2019

For the mom who always asks, “What button is it again?”

Mothers Day Cards Funny Free Download

Mothers Day Cards Funny Free Download

Something we’ll only admit many, many years from now.

Funny Mothers Day Images 2019 Card Quotes

Funny Mothers Day Images 2019 Card Quotes

Mom, just turn off autocorrect already!!

I love you mom funny mothers Day Cards

I love you mom funny Mothers Day Cards

Do you think she’ll still make you a great dinner in return for this awesome card?

You are the Best MOM Mothers Day Card Free Printable

You are the Best MOM Mothers Day Card Free Printable

This joke only lands if she’s the only mom you’ve ever had.

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