You’re already planning to pamper Mom with some heartfelt gifts and breakfast in bed. Now all that’s missing is the perfect card. You could go the sentimental Hallmark route, but that’s no fun. Instead, choose a greeting that’s as funny as she (thinks she) is. These picks will have you both laughing ’till you cry.
“Thank you for loving me even though I ruined your vagina.”
Who knew schoolyard drama could be so interesting, right?
Let’s be honest, it took years for Mom to figure out how to fold the fitted sheet.
Sorry, Dad. But it’s true (and Mom so knows it).
Because your love of puns naturally came from your mother.
Every mother’s dream.
She really is the fairest of them all.
If you’re the spitting image of your mom, then you’re a stunner. It’s a compliment!
Finally! Something she told you to do stuck!
It wasn’t personal, promise.
You owe her. Like, really owe her.
Everything she told you when you were in middle school in one place.
“Moooooom — I need something.” –You, your entire life.
All that hard work paid off.
Mom jeans > dad jokes.
Don’t tell Dad!
How did she do it!?
Maybe now she’ll get the hint.
For when you know exactly where your sense of humor comes from.
The perfect card from her favorite college student.
For the mom who always asks, “What button is it again?”
Something we’ll only admit many, many years from now.
Mom, just turn off autocorrect already!!
Do you think she’ll still make you a great dinner in return for this awesome card?
This joke only lands if she’s the only mom you’ve ever had.