20 Hilarious Mother’s Day Quotes to Brighten Any Mama’s Day

Moms rock. They totally deserve a day that’s all about them. So in honor of Mother’s Day, here are 20 pinnable quotes for your boards about mothers and motherhood. (There are even a few gems from Tina Fey and Adele in there.)

mothers-day-quote-about-friend-request

mothers-day-quote-about-friend-request

Mom, I love you, even though I’ll never accept your friend request.

mothers-day-quote-about-favorite-sister

mothers-day-quote-about-favorite-sister

Thank you for not telling my sisters that I’m your favorite.

mothers-day-quote-about-ages

mothers-day-quote-about-ages

Happy Mother’s Day, Mom! (And while I have you, quick apologies for ages 13-21.)

mothers-day-quote-about-chicken1

mothers-day-quote-about-chicken1

A mother is the person you can always call to see how long chicken lasts in the fridge.

mothers-day-quote-about-dad

mothers-day-quote-about-dad

Dear Mom, Thank you for keeping all the bad stuff I did from Dad.

tina-fey-mothers-day-quote

tina-fey-mothers-day-quote

“Being a mom has made me really tired and so happy.” – Tina Fey

mothers-day-quote-about-silence1

mothers-day-quote-about-silence1

Silence is golden. Unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious.

adele-mothers-day-quote

adele-mothers-day-quote

“Parenting is f**king hard.” – Adele

mothers-day-quotes-about-towelettes

mothers-day-quotes-about-towelettes

Motherhood. It takes patience, humor and a lot of wet towelettes.

mothers-day-quote-about-wine

mothers-day-quote-about-wine

It’d be cool if my kids could make something I actually want. Like a bottle of wine out of macaroni

diane-van-furstenberg-mothers-day-quote

diane-van-furstenberg-mothers-day-quote

“She taught me that fear is not an option.” – Diane Von Furstenberg, on her mom

mothers-day-quote-about-voicemails

mothers-day-quote-about-voicemails

Mom: I love you and your super long voicemails.

mothers-day-quote-about-waking-up

mothers-day-quote-about-waking-up

Every day I wake up and think: How on Earth did I become this much like my mother?

mothers-day-quote-about-opening-mouth

mothers-day-quote-about-opening-mouth

Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out.

mothers-day-quote-about-expensive-wine

mothers-day-quote-about-expensive-wine

The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.

betty-white-mothers-day-quote

betty-white-mothers-day-quote

“It’s not easy being a mom. If it were easy, fathers would do it.” – Betty White

mothers-day-quote-about-meditiation-and-wine1

mothers-day-quote-about-meditiation-and-wine1

I’ve learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding, I’m on my third glass of wine.

mothers-day-quote-about-twenties

mothers-day-quote-about-twenties

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties.

mothers-day-quote-about-success

mothers-day-quote-about-success

If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you to do it from the start.

mothers-day-quote-about-love-and-wine

mothers-day-quote-about-love-and-wine

Motherhood: Powered by love. Sustained by wine.

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